The Lite Hearted Trekker vs Trekkie List
      (remember, folks, this is meant as a joke)

      A Trekker wears a starfleet uniform to a convention because it's fun.
      A Trekkie wears a starfleet uniform to a convention because s/he has heard that it is in style at the academy.

      A Trekker has a Starfleet Academy window sticker on his car.
      A Trekkie is cramming for the entrance exams.

      A Trekker meets Marina Sirtis/Gates McFadden at a convention, tells her how pretty he thinks she is, that it is too bad she is married or he would ask her out.
      A Trekkie meets Deanna Troi/Dr. Crusher at a convention, tells her how pretty he thinks she is, and asks her if she is still seeing Riker (Picard, some alien patient, et al).

      A Trekker loves watching the show, nitpicking and discussing it with friends.
      A Trekkie loves watching those documentaries filmed aboard the Enterprise.

      A Trekker thinks Wil Wheaton was a lucky kid who got to play a kid on Star Trek.
      A Trekkie thinks that Wesley Crusher was a lucky kid who got to sit on the bridge.

      A Trekker thinks that it is a shame that the show is coming to an end.
      A Trekkie thinks that it is a shame that the crew is being reassigned and the Enterprise is being decomissioned.

      A Trekker knows that there are gaping holes in the technology, but ignores them and enjoys the show.
      A Trekkie can't wait for the price to come down on those home food replicator units.

      A Trekker buys pips for the rank s/he wants to be.
      A Trekkie wonders why he is constantly passed over for promotion.

      A Trekker tells his/her new girl/boyfriend that s/he really likes Star Trek.
      A Trekkie's new girl/boyfriend is an underclassman at the academy.

      A Trekker wonders what sex in zero g would be like.
      A Trekkie wonders what sex would be like.

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